i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
This is my gift to your gina
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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