He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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