you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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