she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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