I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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