That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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