my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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