If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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