Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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