how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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