Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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