No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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