I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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