i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Pants are for mortals
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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