Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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