I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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