so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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