Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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