I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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