The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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