craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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