new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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