Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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