You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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