brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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