There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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