You really coming over, don't trick.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
