Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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