I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
