Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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