i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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