Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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