Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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