i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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