What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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