loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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