Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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