You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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