Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It's shark week go big or go home
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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