yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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