i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
