Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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