If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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