Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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