"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I cut my penus on the lid.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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