I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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