I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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