you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Pants 0. Shit 1.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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