I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
whose ass print is on the piano?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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