Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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